DD/Track/Burn - Le Mans Edition

"Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2" (pompei426)
01/28/2014 at 22:52 • Filed to: None

I know, at this point I am the devil for making these, but it's just too much fun.

Have at it.

DISCUSSION (35)

twinturbobmw > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/28/2014 at 22:54

DD Porsche
Track Mazda
Burn Mclaren

Z_Stig > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/28/2014 at 22:54

You bastard :P

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/28/2014 at 22:55

*crying, choking back more tears*

DD: F1

Track: 787

*starts crying*

Burn: 917K

We will all of us burn for this.

nobody > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/28/2014 at 22:56

DD the F1 because Murray designed it as the "everyday" supercar.

Track the 917 because 917

burn the 787 because apex seals

Brian Silvestro > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/28/2014 at 22:56

Burn the Mazda.

DD the Mclaren.

Track the Porsche.

55Buick, Oversteer Scientist > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/28/2014 at 22:57

DD: McLaren, it's probably the most "normal"
Track: Porsche, because dat sound
Burn: Mazda :(

stuttgartobsessed > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/28/2014 at 22:59

DD 917

Track M1

Burn 787...

Pedro Rafael > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/28/2014 at 23:01

DD: F1

Track: 917

Burn: 787

YSI-what can brown do for you > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/28/2014 at 23:02

DD Porsche

Track F1

Burn Mazda cause not a V12.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/28/2014 at 23:03

DD: 917

Track: 917

Burn: Everything that isn't a 917

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/28/2014 at 23:05

I can't even do this. But personally, I'm most attached to 917 since I'm a Porsche guy.

I like the F1 since I always wanted to DD a longtail F1 GTR.

And I like the 787 because it's a 787 and I like flashy colors.

GhostZ > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/28/2014 at 23:06

DD F1, Track 917, weep over the 787.

You monster.

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
01/28/2014 at 23:07

I noticed you're a Mazda fan.

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/28/2014 at 23:07

Kinja'd!!!

I can't... I don't....

DD the McLaren because it's a road car underneath.

Track the Mazda because quad rotary.

Drain all fluids out of the Porsche and hide it in a vacuum sealed chamber.

WhereAreMyPants > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/28/2014 at 23:09

Drive 917 cause it makes my pants tight.

Track 787 cause dat noize.

Burn F1 cause Gordon Murray is a cock.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/28/2014 at 23:09

WWWWHHHHHHHYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

I would save the 917, but damn I don't know if I could choose. Damn you.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
01/28/2014 at 23:12

Me? Oh definitely. I have a soft spot for rotary motors that are laid flat and have six rotors. And instead of being rotaries they are pistons. And instead of being in the front or middle, they're placed behind the rear wheels. And instead of being made in Japan they're made in Stuttgart.....Oh wait.

oldirtybootz > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/28/2014 at 23:20

DD - Porsche

Track - Mazda

Burn - Macca

The 917 is pure sex and I'd probably drive it to work every day just to wind up sitting in the parking lot staring at it for 9 hours. I'm ok with that.

The F1 seems to me like it would be the most fun on the track, but to burn the 787B is just too much. It's a legend and deserves to be tracked.

offroadkarter > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/28/2014 at 23:30

DD Mclaren

Track 787B (This car speaks to my inner GranTrusimo childhood)

Burn 917 (post on oppo so everyone on jalopnik can hate me while I DD my Mclaren an track my 787B

TheBaron2112 > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/28/2014 at 23:31

I don't care for the 787.

DD the McLaren, Track the 917, die happy in a ball of fire.

Straightsix9904 > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/28/2014 at 23:36

DD: mclaren

Track 917K

Slit throat before I have to do anything else

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/28/2014 at 23:42

You're mean.

Nimrodical > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/28/2014 at 23:44

Just like you lined up the pics, you knew that was the right answer so that's how you set it up.
DD. 917
Track Mazda
Burn F1

Goggles Pizzano > nobody
01/29/2014 at 00:10

Impeccable reasoning.

tromoly > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/29/2014 at 00:19

DD: 917

Track: 917

Burn: 787 and F1, AKA sell them for $1 and get burned on the resale.

samssun > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
01/29/2014 at 01:11

917 is a flat 12

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > samssun
01/29/2014 at 01:13

I KNOW! IT'S SO GOOOOOD IT'S LIKE TWO FLAT SIXES ARE MAKING SWEET SENSUAL LOVE ALL THE DAMN TIME! SO MANY RPMS! SO MUCH POWER! COMPLETE DOMINATION AS THE SIX PAIRS OF PISTONS OPPOSE EACH OTHER IN A VIOLENT TANGO OF EXPLOSIONS AND FRICTION! THE SENSUAL MOTION OF THE INTERNALS ARE AN EROTIC BALLET OF POWER AND ENDURANCE!!!!!! UUUUUNNNNGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! .....Great, now I need a cigarette and I don't even smoke.

samssun > YSI-what can brown do for you
01/29/2014 at 01:14

917 isn't a V12 either...

interrogator-chaplain > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/29/2014 at 01:30

You bastard, and I thought Sophie's Choice was hard.

DD: 787B
Track: F1
*sigh*
Burn: 917

There. I played your sick little game. I hope you're happy.

YSI-what can brown do for you > samssun
01/29/2014 at 02:21

It a V12 with a 180 degree angle. It isn't a boxer engine, it is just that the banks are opposed.

samssun > YSI-what can brown do for you
01/29/2014 at 04:18

Interesting, I thought the 917 was a true flat 12, since I remember finding references to Porsche calling it "boxermotor". I know the Testarossa/512 was definitely a 180 degree V12...

YSI-what can brown do for you > samssun
01/29/2014 at 04:21

Yeah, I have heard them trying to cram a 16 cylinder engine in there before which was pretty awesome idea. But yeah, the opposing cylinders share a common crank pin which makes it a V12!

ihm96 > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
01/29/2014 at 07:51

DD Mclaren

Track: 917

Burn: 787

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > interrogator-chaplain
01/29/2014 at 14:08

Not the first person to make that reference to one of my DD/T/Bs. And yes, I'm happy.

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
02/20/2014 at 21:33

Ohhhhhh fuck you.